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I Hate Your Guts on Sunday

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck
John Bonham man, he really sucked
Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits
They made their money off idiots
I hate Led Zeppelin (x2)
12 dollar concerts were all the rage
They bought cocaine for Jimmy Page
"Stairway to Heaven" makes me see red
Bonzo’s buried, only three more left

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The Girl Next Door

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Oh say can you see the star spangled banner flying?
Can you see everyone holding hands and brightly smiling?
Well I can see rioting and I see bodies in the streets
in the future of the American Dream
I can see the American Dream

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Cindys on Methadone

Sunday, August 8th, 2010

Oh, oh, oh
Sitting here with nothin’ to do
Sitting here thinkin’ only of you
But you’ll never get out of there
She’ll never get out of there.
Texas chain saw massacre
They took my baby away from me
But she’ll never get out of there
She’ll never get out of there
I don’t care,...

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The American Dream

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

Lucky you lucky me You’re a threat to our community Mom don’t like the way
you look you’re straight out of a comic book It’s a teenage freakshow Funny
hair and acting bored don’t seem to matter anymore Everything’s already
been done and we don’t know what we want It’s a teenage freakshow Now I
can’t...

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I Dont Wanna Be Friends

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

I believe in UFO’s
Baldheaded men with goldfish bowls
Tied securely round their waists
Observing us from outer space
I believe in UFO’s (x4)
Men from space invade my dreams
Simply confirming my beliefs
The government will not admit
Another race of man exists
CI believe in UFO’s (x4)
Twinkle twinkle...

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