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Half Shitfaced

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

Caught smoking a cigarette and sucking down a brew
They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room
My mother caught me in her purse – Hey that’s just my luck
But I needed money for more beer and butts
GO (4x)
CHORUS:
Grounded – Now it’s time to suck my thumb
Grounded – I bet Dad’s...

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Hi Mom, It’s Me!

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Hey, hello
Hi mom, it’s me
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I know you think I’m just a useless stupid punk
because every night I come home drunk
Hi mom, it’s me, the fucking little shit
the ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

I know you think my band’s just a waste of time
those beer cans you found in...

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Ursula Finally Has Tits

Monday, July 5th, 2010

Ursula Finally has Tits
When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
Man that 13-year-old punk rocker’s chest started to sprout
And we all love her – Ursula
We all love her
Our attention’s undivided…Dammit we’re...

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