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Don’t Go Into Politics

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

Watchin’ television one afternoon
Lookin’ for a movie or a good cartoon
Stopped by a station’s commercial break
When suddenly I’m faced with a heartache
The woman of my dreams is plain in view
Sellin’ me a can of liver stew
I said dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog...

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Losing Hair Under God

Saturday, June 25th, 2011

I met you in biology in high school
You told me after college we’d be wed
You were my favorite lab partner
Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med
My pain would show up on a cat-scan
My optic nerves are only seeing blue
My blood hates to flow
Because it has to go
Through the four-chambered heart that cries...

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Winnebago

Saturday, April 30th, 2011

(Trevor’s lnes are in brackets)

WINNEBAGO!
(Oh yeah!)
Oh man!
(it’s so great to be on the road!)
It sure is, man!
(Hey, look at then little cars going beside us… Look how small they are!)
They’re so tiny! Oh yeah!
(We have some great perpspective from up here in our…)
WINNEBAGO!
(Yeah,...

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Canada’s Really Big

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know why
He’s got a cell phone and a backstage pass
He’s got a big gut and a big fat ass
He’s a big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks (Big fat road manager)
He makes...

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I Ran Away

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

I remember back when I was still in school
These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool
They knocked me on the ground!
They rubbed dog poop in my ears!
They kicked me, they punched me,
They said, "Come on and fight me you wimp!"

(What’d you do??!!)

I faked I had an injury then I ran away

I...

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Vincent the Christmas Virus

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

I had a love that was so bright
I used to dream of her each night
And then rush to her side every morning (oooh)
I had her all to myself
We never noticed anyone else
We didn’t even hear the radio warnings
Our love was no joke, you know
It was the talk of downtown Tokyo
We’ll be happy forever, I promised her

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Lets Go Bowling

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

Wouldn’t it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldn’t it be great if everybody had a gun?
There’d be no more crime, ’cause everybody’d have a gun!
Wouldn’t it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldn’t it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldn’t it be great if everybody had a gun?
We...

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