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Kermit And Big Bird Stoned

Friday, April 15th, 2011

can ya tell me how to get,
how to get to seceamia street

Kermit: Hello, kermit the frog here,
And welcome to seceamia street
Id like to tell you what todays letter is but i am really
ffffucked up
Big bird, do you know what todays letter is?
Big bird: Sure kernit…
Todays letter is….joint
Kermit: ya…Big...

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Ode To My Car

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

Spoken:
This is a song
This is a- this is a new song uh
It’s uh through the eyes of one of the greatest
people alive I feel…The lunch Lady
Singing:
I woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
served some reheated sausberry steak
with a little slice of love
I got no clue what the
chicken...

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I’m So Wasted

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass]
Joe: "Hey pal! How ya doin?"
M2: "I’m so wasted, man."
Joe: "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
M2: "Thanks man."
Joe: "It’s good party, huh?"
M2: "Oh, it’s great man."

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The Longest Pee

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider

[Line of people talking]
"Hey man, let me in there first"
-"Go ahead man, take it easy"
"Thanks, I really gotta pee"

[Open door, close door]
[Unzip pants]
[Start pissin..........groaning....]
"Oh man"
[.....]
"Ohhh yeah"

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